Ok you farking irritating kids out there, LISTEN. Listening?

Remember how your parents keep asking you to stay put and not jump around after a meal? There IS a reason to it.

To put it simply, I ate at 1pm, ran at 5pm and puked at 5.30pm. Does that explain now?

It sure didn't feel too good. Mummy was saying how pale I looked. OF COURSE I LOOK PALE! HELLO?! I PUKED! But I just told her it was Ginvera's white lotion.

Imagine your lunch coming out of your mouth. Your noodles, and your gastric juice.

Wait a minute.

Why wasn't there any soya sauce?

farking off~RYNETTA