INTRODUCING THE CHIA FAMILY

At Singtel Shop, Mummy and I were discussing about our plan to watch Mao's Last Dancer soon..

Me: "Garden City ar? Coffee and cake at Michel's Pattisserie then movie ah? But I want Innaloo leh."

Mummy: "But Innaloo cannot coffee and cake."

Me: "Nehmind, we go Ikea for meatballs and coffee then we go Innaloo for movie."

Mummy: "SET"

Knowing perfectly well we're in Singapore, not in Perth.

On the way home, Mummy and Daddy were talking about the traffic jam along the expressway we were about to enter..

Mummy: "You think still got jam or not ar?"

Daddy: "Confirm lah."

Mummy: "Huh then how? Got other ways not?"
Daddy: "Gooot.."
Mummy: "Huh got ah? Which way you wanna use?"
Daddy (EVER SO CALMLY): "Fly."

Mummy was saying something about the orange she was saying..

Mummy: "This is orange mah."

De Xin: "Ya luh then, purple ar?"
*awkward silence*

Daddy was biting very hard into his fruit and something came to my mind..

Me: "Eh, what if you bite so hard one day your dentures get stuck on your fruit how?"

Daddy: "I'll eat my dentures."

signing off~DE XIN