I had a wonderful weekend! Although it has not totally come to an end but i can still say that i really enjoyed myself.

Yesterday morning, I was still in my beautiful dreamland when my mum banged into my room at 11.45 n said "quick pack up! we're going to meritus mandarin hotel to stay for the night! national day no space liao!"

so i bathed n packed my stuff n left home at around 1 for meritus mandarin.

of course, i didnt forget my...CAMERA!

the bed does look comfy, doesnt it? but dun forget the torture i have to go through. mum's SNORING. oh God.

there...my parents. they look kinda bored. err..okok i think we shall explore the toilette!
look! it has two sinks! ok u rich ppl out there will probably go "so? wad's the big deal?". but hey, it's a big deal to me. its my first time seeing two sinks.

n wa la! two toilet bowls! ok maybe not TWO toilet bowls. one's for ur business n the other's for u to clean ur ass.

the bath tub. doesnt look too appealing does it?
and again.

the mirror that turned me the other way round. stoopid mirror.

the overview of the toilette! dun look at me, please, im not bathing or wad-so-ever.

ok enough. out of the toilette. (dun ask me why i spelt it as toilette. i suddenly felt like doing so)

we should always know the escape route just in case (choi-ge-lei-touch-wood) there's an emergency.

the beautiful scenary from my room. not bad eh?

i thought this light above the window looked special.

the rack of cups, coffee/tea/creamer bags had to be pulled out! unlike those normal hotels having them just on a table top or something outside the toilette.

this was wad my mum did to the study table. shove my book aside n place FOOD.

they even have a door that links to the next room! my mum said i used to stay in a hotel that has a linked door too in...malaysia? haha but i think tt's YEARS back.

look! the PUB building has a pool n a club at the roof top! YES it IS a pool n NOT a water tank.

my parents grew hungry.

the sofa's really comfy. trust me, it is.

i thought this thing looked quite excuisite.

i dun think it looked like a hotel room here. but oh well tt's the entrance.

the philips tv. ok it looked ghostly.

can u see the "smoke" in the sky? they are parachutes! haha

no wonder my reception was so good

go ahead squint ur eyes n see if u can get a view of the two singapore flags

this pic looks rather romantic eh? look at my mother. aww

beautiful cupboard.

see the flags again?

woo! i like these fighters!

a helicopter leading another group of fighters

i dunno why but these planes look like those toy aeroplanes i used to have. hmm

nice!

fireworks! im sorry bout the flash but it seemed impossible to switch it off.

not very clear...

it's not very bright either eh?

i thought these fireworks look like water fountain =D

another water fountain like fireworks (sorry bout my fingers hehe)

oh look! remember the pic of the beautiful cupboard? in it has these laundry bags! they top one is the laundry bad n the pink ones are for dry cleaning. isn't it just so cool??

there laundry open daily from 8am to 5pm. including sundays and public holidays. woah not bad not bad.

sky n marcus both said i look like a priest here.

the next day(today), my parents checked out of the hotel n mum insisted on bringing me to her friend's clinic. her friend's a chinese sinseh too. guess wad? i think i wont have to wear shoes to school for another week!

see wad i mean? haha

err..okok i think im getting sick of my own foot.

i'll show u a new watch i've got ^^

there!

isn't it just so lovely? it costed me only 10 bucks! its quite heavy though..

kk back to entertaining those stoopid fools.

esp marcus...

that pig.=D

ouch
ouch..
ouch...
and more ouch.

i could have gone jogging.

but look at what the wonderful school of mine did to my ankle.

how perfect.

Chung Cheng High Main Wonderful School just made my beautiful day.

fark.

The fact that teachers think they still live in their own era really pisses me off.

Some teacher by the name of Mrs Lim came up to me n said wad i wore was inappropriate. "Do you know that ur uniform is very transparrent n ur bra is very revealing?" she says. I'm like...HUH?! It's not as if I'm revealing my tits or something, AM I?!

Sorry for the crudeness but some teachers should really screw their minds n vision.

It's not as if i was wearing some luminous bra. I WASN'T. Unless you're gonna tell me black glows n strikes out i'll dig ur eye balls out n put it back the wrong way. So i told her it has been raining non stop for the past few days at my house n, not only my bras, my clothes are mostly not dry either. Then she said "then you could have gone down to one of the shops to get one as the shops don't close until 9.30 or 10".

Firstly, i DO NOT stay in a HDB flat. Not that i despise the people who stay in HDB flats, i DONT. Just that i can't stand teacher who act as if they know everything about students but get everything the other way round instead.

I recently read a comprehension passage which says "The student who takes pains to weigh up a question before answering will not be considered as smart as those who snap their fingers and glibly claim they know the answer". I didnt know it applies on teachers too.

Apparently the teachers think they will look smart by thinking they know everything about students but in ACTUAL fact they make themselves look no different from a fool.

Secondly, i am not as rich as you are. I know u can get the stuffs u want by the tip of your fingers coz you teachers get very high pays for no farkin reason. Instead, we students get money from our parents n our parents work very hard for the money. You expect us to follow ur foot steps n spend money like throwing banana notes on the streets? The only difference is we will go bankrupt while u teachers will just have to stick ur asses around in classrooms pulling a long face waiting for ur next pay the next month.

Why do teachers actually think so highly of themselves?

I, I, and I look at them as aliens.

They claim we are the leeches sucking blood out from them but THEY are the giant grossified disgusting leeches sucking ORGANS out of us.

I shall not call Mrs Lim a slut over here because, as you guys should know, teachers have their ways in finding out students blog n poke their noses around, remain silent, and suddenly out of no where jump up n scratch their claws on us by reporting the blog to the principal. How clever eh?

But to think of it again, how many times has Mrs Lim got pregnant? It's COUNTLESS, mind you. I really dun understand why her body's still so fat when she has sex so oftenly.

I am NOT saying i have a nice body coz i DO NOT. The reason why i jog/do push-ups/do sit-ups/do crutches/do squats is NOT because i wanna be slim. these things build muscles n not make you slim, if you dumbasses do not know.

Think about it. Teachers. Wad are they?

Nothing but aliens.

every so often i will see couples walking past me, hand in hand, lovey-dovey.

n so i ask myself.

wad am i doing?

wad have i been doing for the past FOUR years?

flirtatious n desperate for the first two years? blindly fallen in love for the first half of the third year? cheated for the second half of the third year? n the fourth year?

i dun have much time left n i know that myself.

no.

not about the "O"s.

but bout something else.

guys after guys coming up to me. one after another, none suited me. i suited none either.

but wad m i doing?

i know i'll be leaving. i know i won't be staying long.

but why m i still longing for one last relationship before i leave?

have i actually realised that by doing so, i'll be hurting one fragile heart?

i have.

i swear i have.

but something in me just keeps pushing and forcing me to look for that one last relationship.

but why?

what in the world is happening to me?

maybe i should refrain myself from falling in love. till i get my doctorate. till i start a big business of my own. till i settle down. till i get filthy rich.

but by then,

will there still be time for me to fall in love?

i might just crumple up n die.

how long?

how long more do i have left?

on 20th of july...

MICKEY MOUSE!!! now wait i think i can do a better picture.

there. oh wait i have a white mickey mouse!

there. mickey mouse decided to open his eyes n smile. aww so sweet.

OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! christine ate mickey mouse!!!!! apparently hy n chris ate the ears. i ate none of micky mouse. im a nice person.

i thought i could be proud of myself for being flexible but...

I GOT SMACKED IN THE ASS JUST COZ IM FLEXIBLE. c'mon la admit u're jealous!

my father must be ashamed to have these three girls in the house.

ok enough of that monkey business. let's go to my room for some baboon business!

see! they are vandalising my bunk bed! bad bad girls!

hy tried to act cute while vandalising but that doesnt lighten her offence. or wadeva shit.

there's hy vandalism.

n here's christine's!

n ANOTHER of christine's...

i think my shades suit hy better...

apparently christine doesn't know how to put on shades the right way.

oh man they stole my jackets! damn them.

wait did they swop the jackets? or are they twins?

now she's got my cowboy hat. grrr

oh c'mon stop acting like a kid. u've outgrown those beautiful gowns of mine!!!!! now PUT THEM BACK.

n so they did but...

OKOK IM SORRY DUN TIE ME UP NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (this pic reminds me of "passion of the christ" just that im on a bunk bed n not on a cross n that ppl will have to pray to bunkbeds instead)

they decided to raid my room further.

n further..

oh shits i think they found something..

great they found a paper fan n some childish erasers.

they're debating on where else to raid...

and...

they raided this. NO! THAT'S MY STICKER ALBUM!!!

i grew tired waiting for them...

wad r ya starin at, MOFO?!

crap i see cats. copy cats.

N MORE

yay! the second copy cat's falling off!!!

now even my blanket decided to turn into a cat too. monster.

some nerd entered my room n tried to act cute but failed miserably. how sad.

where are there so many cats in my rooooooooom?!?!?!?!?! copy cats some more.

the nerd thinks she taking neoprint. oh well.

oh man! i lost my virginity! oh no! i dun wanna be pregnant! aaaaargh!!!!! stupid hy!!!!! u're gonna be responsible!!!!!!!!!!

yes i woke up to realise christine was taking pics of our one night stand.

wait this is too dark.

there. see her horrified face.

i decided to leave hy n sleep on the other end of the bed alone. some ghost behind want to rape me now.

the ghost got caught! n is hiding now. damn.

wad's wrong with these girls...

poor hy still lives in her retro world. WAKE UP, GIRL, ITS THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

christine found my darling's photo n tried to look like he's her darling. nice try la u

dun act tall when u're not tall!!! n wilber's still mine! nice try!

immediately after christine gave up, the girls decided to go home. i sent them to the bustop n here's the lonely road home. (i know it's crooked coz i was WALKING)

oh man! someone touched the chocolates!!!!!

wait i hear someone calling me..

no!!!!! it's my homework!!! can u hear it?! it's high!

homework: "rape me rape me! c'mon!"

er...no thanks.

i've decided to sleep instead.

The End