WTCRAP.

The author of this blog, which is me, nearly got into an accident just a while ago. In Perth, normally, if the red turning arrow is not lit, it means you can turn without giving way. So I was sending Letitia back just now and was gonna turn right at a traffic light and there were no red turning arrows lit so it was only natural for me to just keep turning. The next thing I knew, Mummy was pointing at the cars coming from the other direction, about to scream.

In other words, I was not supposed to turn unless all's clear. Like. WHAT?! I got really pissed at the poor management of traffic lights and so I kept really quiet, not wanting to explode into criticisms, and everyone thought I was traumatised. I mean, if you made 99% of the traffic lights that way (no-red-arrows-lit-means-can-go way), don't leave that freaking 1% out! Millions of lives could have been killed 'cos that 1%! It doesn't help when 99.99% of the drivers in Perth do not horn, you know.

That brings me to what I've been thinking of the whole day today. Even my msn personal message reflects what I've been thinking. What if one day I disappear from the world? That is, what if I die accidentally/suddenly?

I mean, you may never know. Yes, touch-all-kinds-of-wood, I don't want it to happen but let's just say what if. I don't know about my friends although I know those with genuine hearts (note: emphasis on genuine) will feel sad and all. But when I think of how Grandma, Daddy and Mummy will be in a wreck, it sends millions of daggers through my body and one extremely long sword through my heart.

Ya la, ya la, dramatic la but I'm serious. These three people, ever since the death of Greatgrandma, are all I've left in this world. Other than God, of course, that's pretty obvious. They're the last people I wanna see hurt/worried. Which is why I normally hesitate telling them my problems (physical/mental/spiritual) knowing their reactions will normally be very exaggerating and not a least bit comforting to me.

Oh wells. People do die one day, sooner or later. We just got to learn how to cope with it.

Something just for the fun =).

Dear Mark,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you and our affair is over.
I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your apartment and I saw you sit on donald duck and my avocado plant.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how boring you are and that we're cousins.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget to hate the Boston Celtics.
In pain,
De Xin

Do it like this:Dear (the person who last commented to you),I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-1.

What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of the blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F!ck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family.

Hope you guys had a great laugh. =D

signing off~DE XIN