all teachers do is torture us, students.

all students(us) do is suffer.

wad happens?

students celebrate teacher's day for teachers n teachers NEVER celebrate children's/youth day for student.

fark logic.

teachers are plain aliens.

so after the whole celebration i dashed all the way back to tao nan school.

memories! the once so old n filthy canteen --> new canteen with better tables n chairs n counters n stalls.

the once so small n squeashy n dusty bookshop --> smaller but cleaner n looks more modern!

the once soooooooooooooo big field (that seems so never endingly big when u get punished) --> smaller with a pathetic track.

the basketball that used to be behind the hall moved to the main gate.

the once so big n eerie n stuffy hall --> airconditioned with better design!

but goodness i really miss those days in my primary school life.

maths was like a + b = c.

sheesh.

so after hanging around for a while, we left for parkway(WHY DIDNT MRS ABIDIN WAIT FOR ME?!?!?!?!?!). we WALKED there. so damn tiring. but wad to do? taking the bus would do nothing but waste another 45cents when it's much more convenient to travel by foot.

(abigail stop trying to touch my hair lol im short i know but i can escape real fast!) jin kai wanted to have his lunch at yoshinoya so we went together too.

i ordered my usual beef bowl student's meal with a free miso-soup n jelly n grape soda. halfway through my beef bowl i thought i couldnt finish it so i drank my miso-soup first. then i took all the beef. then drank my water. then had my jelly. n tt's it. im full. the rice seemed untouched =D.

so the girls(abigail n eleanor) wanted to study. guess wad we did instead?

FOLD STRAWS.

ok i only folded ONE star. tt's all. i just slacked my way through, helping the girls do some maths questions.

then abigail n eleanor wanted to get some ice-cream from my fav new zealand all natural ice cream! (or something like that) so i ordered my usual cookies n cream. i saw their rum n raisin n decided to give it a try.

(wa lao thanks ar now's the middle of 7th month n bao qing tian play such eerie song) then after we got our ice-cream we went to this "street-side stall" (its in the mall actually) n i saw these two pairs of ear rings. not that bad.

will post pictures of them tomorrow. lazy to switch on my cam.

so we went back to "study" (more of fold straws).

then we went for a "stroll" again to get....straws! then when we were outside Giant, i popped by pasta mania to say "HIIII!"

the black waiter was sooo kind as to spray water at me.

THANKS AR!!! then chatted with them for a while coz i wouldnt be having dinner at pasta mania(broke la).

then we went back.

abigail collapsed from her high-ness faster than i expected.

o.O

so at 4.45 i left for tuition. tuition was as usual blah blah blah.

then after tuition i saw the a maths room occupied.

i was like "HUH?! GOT TEST MEH?!"

so i went to the office to make sure.

guess who i saw again?

loving couple juliana n darryl.

bad mouthing me "behind my back" infront of me.

didnt expect him to be such a coward.

*shrugs*

oh wells wad can u get out of a dimwit?

so yep there was a test but i didnt bother. i took a walk around parkway n decided not to pop by pasta mania again as their overall in-charge was there(yes the guy who never smiles when he serves customers).

so i walked back to mavis n bumped into Mr Ng.

"ey! De Xin! u're late y'know!"

i nodded n continued walking.

so i got my test paper n started doing.

THEN i suddenly realised that i did not get anything for mr ng!!!!!

im just so so smart.

oh wells.

for the whole of the lesson i couldnt concentrate. i was suffering from the same "collapse" after being high for the whole day.

now im home.

bored.

(aces day was farking lame)

farking off~ice

2nd lesson learnt today:

never to go jogging in the afternoon.

why?

there'll be a bunch of horny bustards at a certain house who will...

nevermind.

WELL i went jogging as usual(thank God i didnt go in the afternoon) n i a guy ran past me. so i decided to keep up with his pace but i gave up after running past the playground. i then turned around n walked home. when i walked to lor L i just ran all the way home to the doorstep.

i sweat more than yesterday!!!

hahaha feeling so much healthier.

cant imagine those three weeks...so fatty/fatting/fattish.

*shivers*

farking blogger gave me that farking sight error wasting my time posting a new farking post. i AM in a farking bad mood coz my farking parents are farking stoopid.

anyways. this was how the new post was SUPPOSED to go:

"De Ming!"

who the fark would name their child after a dumb fark school?!

"DE MING!"

screw that pesorn.

"DEEE MIIING!!!!!"

*Mr Soon pops out from no where giving me a farkin big fright*"I'm DE XIN not de wadeva ming"

"oh hahaha sorry sorry. ey, wad time is ur practical?"

"11.15"

"nine?"

"ELEVEN"

"ohoh then chem first or physics first?"

*shrugs*

"hahaha"

in case u guys do not know who in the world Mr Soon is, he's our 'ol cocky discipline master. my good 'ol buddy, good 'ol friend.

so today i woke up at 6.15 only to realise i only have to report at 11.15.

farking sweet.

but i got up anyway. better to be safe than sorry. dun wanna be late for farking prelims.

so i told my dad "drive me slowly to 7-11. we have all the farking time in the farking world"(ofcoz without the farkings)

guess wad time i reached 7-11?

7.15.

so i got a coke light(yes i AM on a diet after resting for three farking weeks gaining farking irritating fats due to my farking sprained ankle), lime(the magazine, u dumbfuck) and 8days(another magazine).

omg craig david's farking fat.

ok tt's not the point.

so then i took my own time strolling into school.

omg lindsay lohan's a farking slut.

how ironic.

all the sec 1/2/3 latecomers charging past me while i slowly crawl into school.

just when i was about to turn into the main gate i went "omfg wtf m i doing m i farkin bonkers flag raising is still on n i will get caught no matter wad excuse i provide!"

wtf why craig david again.

so i walked towards the back gate.

a bunch of counsellors at the gate welcomed me by taking out pink forms.

"nonono im sec FOUR"

wad a bunch of complete IDIOTS.

so they kept their disgusting pink forms n i strolled in while the latecomers stared at me in envy.

aww.

too bad.

aint any of my farking fault.

so when i stepped into class i saw hong ting, jonathan n lee jian hao.

the boy who had his phone switched off when i message him asking him if he wanted to meet at 7-11.

smart boy.

so we stoned around reading magazine, chatting slping...wait no. no slping.

craig david so dunno how to dance live.

loser.

we got sooooo bored we went to the canteen. that was when i had that weird encounter with Mr. Soon. then we went to the bookshop.

aaaaah aircon. my hero.

nah i prefer heroine. yep my heroine.

i got two pairs of reflective shoe laces. one white one black. im so gonna mix match them n give one pair to *ahem* him =D. i seriously think he needs it. i'll let choose the shoes he wants to put the laces on.

craig david's songs sound so OUT of the era. wonder how old he is.

then we went to the library.

MAN kids should really GROW UP.

KIDS SUCK! (i do admit i used to be an irritating kid only my aunt can control)

WHO WANTS TO MEET CRAIG DAVID?! gross.

at 11.15 we went to report at language room 4. the practical (YES I KNOW U'RE CRAIG DAVID GO SCREW URSELF N OMG SCREW LINDSAY TOO)only started at 12.23.

look left: physics apparatus.

look right: chemistry apparatus.

HUH?!

ohoh i was supposed to pick one n start on that first before i go on with the other all in just ONE FARKING HOUR N THIRTY FARKING MINUTES?!

nice.

(craig david's drummer suck too) so they said "clean test tubes before you start".

ok lor.

wash wash wash.

then i saw tina (craig david's hand signs SUCK) drying the test tubes by using the bunsen burner to warm it.

COPY!

in the end, y'know wad happened?

i burnt myself.

clever clever me.

i knew i shouldn't have been a copy cat (remember the post where i had pics of copy cats copying each others' poses? hahaha).

so i finished the whole practical on time but only to realise i didnt know how to do a sub-question coz i didnt see the theory provided at the BACK.

fark!

"times up pls put ur pens down"

shits i should have used my pencil!

aaargh.

then i saw min ru n zhiyin at the concourse. min ru went "ey! show me! show me! show me ur guy's pic!!!"

so, unable to escape, i took out my phone n showed her my guy's pic. ahaha i have to say he looks better in person than in pictures.

(craig david looks as if his penis is about to fall any moment coz he looks like he's holding them all the time. either tt or his crotches) so now here i am at home.

boy, craig david shouldnt bob up n down coz his fats will do nothing but shake.

secondly, he looks super fat with a yellow top.

grossed out!

dinner was nice -)

*burp*

yep i grossed u out eh?

Ice, your fantasy island is New Zealand

Rugged. Adventurous. Both! When you head on vacation, your fantasy island is the wild and diverse country of New Zealand. A curious and courageous spirit, you don't need — or necessarily want — a lot of pampering when traveling. Not one to lounge on a beach chair most days, you seek out challenges (on holiday and off), especially when there's a chance to hone a new skill or test your mettle.

You tend to relax by doing — be it bungee jumping, hiking the backcountry, or hitting every museum a city has to offer. Like New Zealand's varied terrain — glaciers, beaches, cities, and mountains — you can entertain even the most rambunctious friends. For you, there's nothing better than letting go of convention and heading off toward a new, undiscovered sunset. Ramble on!

When You Eat

There are three components to healthy eating: when, what, and how. You seem to have a slight problem with "when" you eat your food. This could indicate that you do not eat on a regular schedule or are not consistent with how much you eat at one sitting. This can be problematic because your body probably doesn't know when you will be eating and when it should start metabolizing what you put in it. This can lead to a slow or inefficient metabolism, which means your body may not be efficiently using the food you are giving it. The best thing to do is to get on a regular schedule of eating and to spread out the food you eat over the day.

What You Eat

The second component to healthy eating is "what", and you seem to have some problems and inconsistency in this area. What you put in your body will determine how efficiently it gets you through your days. You probably eat healthy food sometimes and not-so-healthy food at other times. If you are not eating the kinds of food that are good for you and that your body needs, you might be at risk of developing health problems, or at the least, being worn out and having a body that is working inefficiently. You need to be a bit more aware of what is good for you and what isn't and start taking better care of your body. But remember that change takes time, so don't try to change all of your patterns and habits at once. Do it at a pace that will result in permanent change. Eliminating one bad habit for the rest of your life is better than eliminating a lot of them for a few days before you give up and take them all up again!

How You Eat

The third component of healthy eating is "how" you eat. This refers to your intake habits - how much you eat at a time. You seem to have some minor problems in this area! This probably means that you sometimes skip meals, eat one big meal a day, and eat quickly. These are all habits that are unhealthy and do not benefit your body. You need to learn to space out your eating throughout the day, eat regularly, and slow down when you are eating! That is the only way your body can efficiently deal with the fuel you are giving it. So, although you are doing the right thing some of the time, you need to learn to do it all of the time.

Ice, you'd love a makeover that would make you a Vintage Vixen

You've got an old-school charm that is just dying to make it into your wardrobe. While others are looking to the future for inspiration, you like to take your cues, fashion and otherwise, from the past. That's why a makeover that helps you bring your vintage look into the new millennium would be best for you.

Sure, you can probably score some unbeatable deals on unique shirts, jackets, and jewelry, but there's no reason you can't pair your cool finds with modern accents like stylish jeans, kitten heels, and the hottest shade of lipstick. What better way to highlight your creative spirit than by mixing and matching looks and decades? Now that's cool.

Ice, your beauty aura is Elegant!

You're always looking for ways to enhance your look and make a stunning impact on everyone you meet. You love to indulge yourself and experiment with your look along the way. Beauty may only be skin deep, but your beauty routine doesn't end there. You not only want smooth, soft skin and a wrinkle-free smile, you're not satisfied unless you smell delicious and feel fabulous, as well.

Not that your approach to beauty is trivial or trendy. Sure you try new products and treatments, but with one goal in mind: looking and feeling your best! You expect people to take notice of you when you walk in a room because you are so obviously well cared for and put-together. Are you self-indulgent? You bet! You've earned the right to look your best and enjoy life to its fullest.

Ice, your best quality shines through in how Intelligent you are

The fact that you're a smart person who is more able to understand complex concepts than many other people are really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're an inventive and creative person who usually has an abundance of imagination and ideas. You are a reliable and dependable person whom others can usually count on, too.

In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities.

We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare — only 1 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them.

haha this guy claims he's from mexico.
n when i asked him why he came to singapore, he said, "to do laundries!"

BOY DO I LOVE MY DAD!!!!! XD

^^ love is in the air!!!!!

i read about a story somewhere... www.i-believe-you.com is it. n i read some "stories" said by the characters themselves. i chose one. to post it here.

"You're like the North Pole of a magnet bar, and Jacky is also like the North Pole of a magnet bar. There's no way for both of you to be close together. There's a force that'll always push you both apart. This force is called the obstacle, like interest differences, communication problems and etc.

"However, if you put a metal bar in between, both you magnets will stick to it. And you'll be close to each other. That metal bar dissolves the force that pushes both of you away. And that metal bar is what we called love."

I read it thrice n i thought it made sense. Worth the post!

FARKING OFF~ICE.

so...i reached parkway at about...12.50?

ryan wasnt there yet so i just started walking around.

went to gift image, then igs haven or heaven or wadeva, then hallmarks. STILL couldnt find anything suitable for my mum's bdae.

but i was thinking about getting her those alphabet keychains..."sylvia". 7 words. 7 key chains. 7 x $7.90. $55.30.

SIAO AR.

siiiigh.

WAD TO GET HER?!?!?!?!?!

ok so i met ryan at around one outside MPH. he said he wanted to check out iPod shuffle so we went to harvey norman.

blah blah blah.

walked around.

blah blah blah.

then he said he was hungry so we went to the food court at...4th level?

or was it 3rd?

somewhere there la.

he asked me if i wanted to it but i wasnt a tiny bit hungry so i shooked my head. so he ate.

then he wanted to go somewhere proper to sit down n have a chat. we went to...starbucks! he got himself a drink n asked if i was thirsty n i wasnt so i shooked my head again.

lol.

then we chat n chat n chat n he asked why was i so stiff.

nervous la! hehe wad can i do man. give me time, dude! =D

so ya at 5.30 he sent me up to mavis tutorial centre.

daryl saw me n i could tell he was making those sickening faces.

like as if juliana suits him.

HE DOESNT SUIT JULIANA EITHER.

tt son of a bitch.

so we chatted a while more outside the tuition centre then mr ng went "hey i hope u won't mind but i would have to steal ur girl till 7.30."

how nice.

HOR.

lol. so ya i went in. he sent me this really cute picture of his socks =D damn cute sia he.

madison said he had nothing better to do

=_="

now im just...shagged. just feel so darn worn out. but i think i'll just read some compositions from Mr Billy Maya before i dive into my...tempting bed.

yep.

FARKING OFF~ICE

26th of august

marks

a start

of

a relationship

I LOVE YOU!!!!! X)

ahaha hy we will have same a anniversary date from now on! x))

haha anyways i scored quite high for this IQ test n so tickle.com decided to gimme my full IQ report for free!

My Results

check it out!

haha i know i haven't been blogging/online for the past...three days? yeh around there. but the comp is back to normal now (credits to Uncle James).

DID ANOTHER TICKLE TEST!

Ice, you're a Type 1 - The Idealist

Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate you for both your high standards and commitment to excellence. They're also apt to know that when they come to you with a problem, they can trust you to be fair and objective. As an Idealist, you're likely to be seen as a wise and balanced person with strong integrity.Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Jane Fonda with her knack for athletic ideals and commitment to standing up for just causes, and Ralph Nadar, with his idealistic determination as a consumer advocate, are also Type 1s.This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of what's right and wrong. In fact, you're someone who is typically committed to doing the right thing and making sure you're as good a person as you can be — no matter what situation arises.

whaha.

farking off~ICE

well well well. guess who i saw at mavis tutorial centre yesterday evening?

juliana.

yep the bitch/slut/wadeva u call her.

she was once germaine's friend i guess. i remember germaine telling me she wanted to wash her hands off juliana. but wad turned out was she created trouble for me n got that juliana to help.

how sweet eh?

okok let's not dig the past.

well ya i saw juliana. she's well known for being the female version of a playboy. i dunno if there is a term for a person like her but i've decided to call her play girl.

ANYWAYS guess WHO was SHE with?

Daryl Yeo.

the well known playboy.

how perfect aye?

so juliana's under Daryl's spell n so is daryl under juliana's. play girl with play boy.

i really wanna see the end result.

would it be a (kababoom) explosion?

i hope so.

free movie.

best action.

best effects.

best actor and actress.

HOHOHO.

farking off~ICE

I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep! pan wei bo! with his autograph! wad? cannot see his autograph? beside the "W"!!! still cannot see??? wait ar..

NAH! CAN SEE NOT?! STOOPID CAMERA GOT FLASH ME FAULT IS IT?! o(^oo^)o

christine had to decorate the plastic bag she used to keep my album. i shall type it out.
It says...:

ice. (heart) 冰块!
$40..so ex =X
say hi to piggy! (arrow pointing to the pig head)
owe $ pay $ or else...(pig head)

dots can!!!

farking off~ICE

check THIS out too!

#2 - THE PEACEMAKER2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others'needs and moods and often think ofothersbe fore themselves.Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't liketo be alone. Friendship and companionship is veryimportantand can lead them to be successful in life.

i strongly agree i don't like to be alone. n i AM aware of other's needs and moods and often think of others before myself although MANY ppl will beg to differ. see? u guys just think u know everything about me but in actual fact u dont. n it is true tt i need friendship n companionship as without these two i can actually rot to death.

oO check this out Oo

Congratulations, Ice!
Your IQ score is 126

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

no wonder im so good in maths.

hmm..

anyways, i hereby wanna apologize to Mike for always missing his message n not replying him back ASAP. to pay him back, i've promised him that he could call me either tonight or tomorrow night n talk for as long as he want (till i drop dead actually). but..YA! i shall keep my promise. n not break promises like some dumb fark assholes do.

oh ya. i've always thought some ppl really have no life n are immature n selfish n spare no thought for anyone. to think that i actually look up to her once.. thinking she's got this really cool i-dun-give-a-damn attitude. who is she? or who are they? it's for ME to know n for you to NOT know.

farking off~ICE

oh my goodness some neighbour of mine is cooking my fav maggi-mee. but sian i have no maggie-mee to cook.

aaargh.

well this morning i got woken up at 6 as usual n went to ECP.

why ECP?

coz my dumb dumb school organised cross country. clever rights?

so when i reached ECP i immediately walked from marine cove to that tennis court.

it may seem not far to u but for my ankle it IS far.

so when i reached the reporting place, i met mr soon n told him i can't run coz of my ankle.

then tay soo soo, being the k-po king, said, "then take a walk along the cost LAH!"

i was like...uh no i cant even walk long.

so mr soon told me to take attendance before leaving. i walked around finding for my classmates. i walked up n down, down n up n found no shit. i got so sick of waiting so i walked all the way back to marine cove to meet my moma.

so my ankle already felt the pressure n was beginning to ache. i've decided not to walk further to macs n sat down on a bench instead.

as i rested, i saw groups n groups of chung cheng boring ppl walking pass me.

then i saw chessia.

she was like "DE XIN! why u over here?!"

"uh...coz i cannot run? remember? YOU LEH?! SO LATE LIAO! STILL SAY ME!!!"

haha so she said she was late n jolin/jolene/jolyn was injured so they wanted to go macs.

so yep cheong yao, wee keong(i thk), jolin/jolene/jolyn, chessia n i walked to macs. i collapsed on a chair again. cheong yao ate n stoopid chessia called her teacher.

see?

stoopid right?

so dots can.

so the teacher said they still have to report so cheong yao finished his breakfast in a rush n they left.

so i went back to the bench n rest.

after waiting for wad felt like milleniums, my mum was ready to go. so i asked her if she wanted to have her breakfast in macs or in the market she chose market =.=

so i have to walk with her all the way to the market.

my mum went "ur leg not pain meh?"

i was like "u say LEH? i got choice meh...dots."

then right after i sat down my mum said "u go order first".

=.=

ok lo so i limped all the way to the fish noodle store n ordered a bowl of fish noodles.

"self-service HOR"

i nearly wanted to faint at the spot la! wth...my ankle felt as if it was gonna dislocate itself from my whole leg.

after eating my mum went "ey i want to go buy the kiap kiap (tongs to KIAP noodles like buffet style) then we walk home".

i stared at her then at my ankle then back at her.

*blink blink*

"IF NOT WAD?!?!?!?!?! U THINK DADDY WILL FETCH US MEH?!?!?!"

ok lo. walk home. sorry. i meant limp home.

when i reached home the sofa just looked so welcoming that i plunged into it only to experience a backache because mum just changed the sofa n the cushion is darn hard.

yep my sofa is the old traditional wooden type.

so yep here i am now trying to ease the piercing pain at my ankle.

uh...

it seems impossible.

oh ya when i was walking home at marine cove i saw some teachers staring at me.

i felt like digging out their eye balls n screaming into their ears telling them i have ankle problem n that my life is of my own business not theirs.

dumb fuck teachers.

screw them upside down.

its..11.18.

man life can really be a bore.

i had a haircut session today. everything's fine, my hair exploded again, it's waiting to settle down again...except for my fringe.

or frinch. or wadeca u call that.

it is terribly, TERRIBLY short.

n yet again, i wasn't allowed to high-light my hair. after "O"s? that's way too long to go. maybe i should go down on my own one day to get my hair highlighted without informing my parents.

oh well. it's Jon's birthday tomorrow. so i promised to countdown with him.

he said, "mabbie."

wad's that supposed to mean? that he might just walk on me? that he doesnt want me to count down with him?

im fine with the second one, not the first.

i asked him "have i ever told u i might be going to aust next year?"

"nope" was his short n abrupt reply. he didnt seem to care. maybe he has never cared.

"er..ya im going. next year. might be only." was all i could manage there after.

"fer wad" he asked, sounding reluctant.

"studies." wad else can i say? sex? fuck? shit?

"oh wells. good luck then." was what HE could manage. or for wad i thought.

"thanks." i replied with politeness.

no response since then.

what is this? should i still stay up? or should i just go to sleep n dream of yet another ridiculous dream? or should i just continue watching this movie on the tv screen showing a couple with two kids having marriage problems?

i dunno.

i seriously dun.

how long more do i have left?

not long.

there was a new girl who joined us for tuition today.

ok la she's not new. she just transferred to parkway's branch. but still, new in parkway! i guess..

she didnt look too friendly to me.

she DID sit beside me.

uh..not directly but one sit away.

still, beside me.

for the whole of 3 and a half hours, i only saw her smile ONCE.

i mean, ok la tara doesnt smile much either but at least she talks to me (that's why we're friends now) and she's friendly.

but this girl...nvm.

ANYWAYS, i think Sky is MAD, NUTS and out of his mind. he's really...crazy ok.

he takes more than just one diploma course!

he takes three, THREE, T-H-R-E-E.

diploma n music production, accountings n finance&business.

crazy rights?

if i were him, i would take finance&business n forget about accountings.

weird guy la him.

lol.

stoopid sky.

Candy shop
50 Cent feat Olivia

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in the bottle is gone

[Chorus 2x]

OPEN your eyes.

im not just another ordinary 16 year old girl/student before your eyes.

im not like germaine nor jocelyn.

im a bitch.

with attitude.

no doubt, u didnt give birth to a beautiful sweet gentle tender girl.

u gave birth to a rebellious ol' kid.

u gave birth to a kid no parents can handle.

how can you?

you say ur life is not like a mother's life.

having to tolerate my nuissance.

the problem is, have you explored further to see how other(supposedly obedient) kids treat their parents?

some leave home early for school and go back late from God knows where.

do i?

NO.

every morning i "obediently" wake up to ur calls n get myself ready for school.

what i get were tortures from teachers.

every afternoon after school i "obediently" call home to say i've been dismissed n "obediently" sit ur car HOME.

some kids dun even tell their parents where they are off to.

me?

i report to you where ever i go as a matter of respect.

what do i get?

scoldings/naggings for hanging out too much.

fine.

hence, i spent more time at home and thought my parents could trust me.

but do they?

again, no.

they doubt me whenever i say im staying back or going to parkway to study with who-so-ever.

they doubt me whenever i say "i'll go for tuition punctually n u can pick me up punctually too."

they say im rebellious.

indeed, i am.

they say i dun love them.

since when?

wad the flowers and presents and PRESENCE for?

for fun?

i dun think so.

are they demanding too much or is it just me?

God, will you please tell me wad i should do next in order to escape from ur ridiculous punishments?

where in the world is love?

is there even such a thing?